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this tells you what bing knows
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why the hell do i ‘have to go to bed’ if it’s summer and i don’t even do anything now
awe. i understand. but they just wanna keep you on a “normal” sleep regime so that youll be able to live “normal” day life when you get older. believe me. im at that stage now. and its hard.
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7-11 bring your own cup day (:
if these girls were fat, people would be up in arms about the “obesity epidemic” and how unhealthy they are
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let a black person do this. It would have been “ghetto” and “ratcher” and “lol niggers and they chicken”
reblogged for the commentary
same
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I have arrived in hell.
JESUS CHRIST WHERE ARE YOU
I DONT KNOW MAN I WAS HANGIN OUT AND THEN I GOT ZAPPED OFF TO THE BATTERWITCH’S DUNGEON
ah… this makes me wanna cry because of how much she has conquered already and made kankri-sweater red.
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like how naruto was supposed to be. make one of the kids that makes fun of him fall into a hole and then let out all his apple juice onto that kids head.
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for those out there who tragically missed the david michael bennett cooks pasta stream that just happened, here is a few gems i recorded.
god, i love this man.
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“Everything’s a crack ship with Eridan because no one likes him.”
http://tiandhn.tumblr.com/post/53256793659/death-limes-hirokohana-eridan-is-the
“Eridan is the Magikarp of the trolls, I swear. He just flops around using his splash and everyone laughed at him because he was so pathetic and then he GODDAMN EVOLVES AND FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE.”
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